I am the Law!

Vroom Vrooooommmm

Ti n te ( french for trick or treat..yea, I speak french)

Happy Halloween!

Before

After. Gotta love South Carolina

Up high...

down low...you're too slow

Bench warmers

Hey water boy, where's my water? Can I have a towel please?

Clemson vs Georgie Tech football game

Dabo Doo named me the official mascot.

My Kind of School

One of my favorite highlights of the 2008 election.

My First Happy Meal

mm-mm, good. I'm lovin' it.

My Trips to the Petting Zoo

Here I am picking up chicks.

Me and Mom, both enjoying the view.

I had so much fun the first time around, I went back with Dad to introduce him to my friends.

Coloring with Jacob

Jacob is much more of a traditional artist, whereas I'm much more abstract and daring.

Getting Ready for the 2016 Olympic Games

Gearing up for my double back flip dismount

Here I am at the US National Training Facility for future Olympians.
This smile should win over the Russian judges.

The Chinese swear I'm old enough for the Olympics, but I keep telling them, "没有谢谢"

I Love It When They Call Me Big Poppa

Throw Your Hands in the Air, If You're a True Playa

My Soccer Skills

I've been working on my form recently. Check it out.

Back to the Beach

So it turns out I really like the beach. So much so, I talked Mom and Dad into going back. We used the excuse of Daddy's friend's wedding to spend a few extra days at the beach in Charleston.

Again, Daddy was scared, so I had to hold his hand as we walked out to the dock.

I love the ocean.

Family Photos

Finally...A VACATION

Finally, after 17 long months, mom and dad took me to the beach. The months leading up to our trip to Hilton Head had been so hectic, with my body growing and all, so I just really needed some time to feel the sand between my toes, the sun on my face, and hang out with my family.

Only 63 1/2 more years until retirement.

This was my first trip to the ocean. Mom and Dad were a little scared so I had to walk them both into the water.

Dad still needed some coaching.

Mom and dad were slowing me down so I had to cut them loose.

Here I am commanding the waters to rise.

Here I'm trying to play it cool while the girlies walk by, even though Dad lathered up my head with sunscreen. Sometimes, I think Dad intentionally does these things to hurt my chances with the lady folk. He keeps saying its for my own good. I have no idea what that even means.

Other Fun Vacation Photos:


After a morning at the beach, afternoon at the pool, and evening out on the town, I'm pooped.

Dancing with my Friends

Me, Matthew, and Andrew. Give us a beat and enjoy.

PeePee on the Potty

This potty training stuff is hard work. But these European-inspired outfits are flattering, if I do say so myself.

A Few of my Favorite Things

Eco-Friendly Balloons

Organic Rice Milk

Mom

Ready...Aim...

FIRE!!

Making a Livin'

Landon's Awesome Lawn Care

If you can afford my services, email me at:

landon@landonsawesomelawncare.com/awesome

We heard the news!!!

Joel, Kate and Addie Harris are now a family of 4. They welcomed Walker Benjamin Harris into the world on May 28. Congratulations to you all!!! We miss you guys and hope to see you all soon.

Check out their blog at: http://littleharrises.blogspot.com/

North Avenue Beach, Chicago

Just checking out the surf, sticking cigarette butts in my mouth and taking other peoples toys...another ordinary day at the beach.

My first bike

Ok, so this actually is not MY bike so to speak, but I enjoyed pretending to ride it.

My Green Thumb

Just add water and watch me grow.

Sweetness

After my naps, I cuddle with my mom to let her know how much I appreciate her.

Family Photo

No blonde jokes, please.

Dance, Too Much Booty in the Pants

This is what happens when my Daddy get to dress me. Surprisingly, none of my friends know what a Chippendale is. I try to explain it, but they just don't get it.

Sharing Stories with Grandma May

"So then I rescued the princess and she gave me a big kiss, but I said to her 'babe, this bird is too young for your nest. I gotta fly up out of here.'"